SOMETIMES

These are a bunch of random thoughts or things I do sometimes.......

Sometimes, I think everyone is much nicer when they have there Halloween costumes on. Then the next day we all put on our "normal people" clothes and everyone sticks there nose up in the air and can't remember how to be friendly.

Sometimes, I pretend that my shifter in my car is really a stick shift and I pretend to change gears, which makes me feel like I am going much faster. Then I turn up a rock song and sing really loud and pretend my car is a really bad ass car. It seems to get me to my destination much faster and I feel pretty cool.

Sometimes, when I go to Starbucks I don't use my real name because the employees are always confused and want me to spell it..... I might be a Betty, or a Beth, or a Kelly.... and then I laugh inside when I pick up my tasty drink.

Sometimes, I let my hair dry natural and put a Shakira song on and pretend I am her. But I haven't gotten the sexy part down...... But my hair looks like hers.

Sometimes, I lose track of how many reps my client has done and then I make it up..... And when they call me out on it I act like I've been counting the whole time.

Sometimes, When I am on the phone I look in the mirror and make funny faces, or act like I am really shocked about something the other person said.

Sometimes, Ok, maybe more than sometimes I have a dance party in my apartment with myself.!! and maybe the creepy neighbor across the way can see me, but i don't care.

Sometimes, I really like running errands and it makes me feel super important.

Sometimes, I pretend that I don't know what movie I got in the mail from Netflix, even though I got an email telling me which one they are shipping. I like surprises!

Sometimes, When I am home I just put on the TV for some company.... and no this doesn't mean I am lonely, it just means i like noise.

OK, I think this might be enough Sometimes for now. Enjoy!